Maharashtra Government gave the onerous task of defending Ajmal Amir Kasab, the lone surviving terrorist of the 26/11 attacks, to Anjali Waghmare. Like the previous two lawyers who were given this responsibility, her house was also attacked by Shiv Sainiks last night… Knowing the past incidents, it is surprising that she was not provided with police protection in the first place!
3M wants to know if Shiv Sainiks were miffed with the fact that her surname is Waghmare – literally “Tiger Slayer”?
A blog that captures the happenings in Maharashtra and rest of the Marathi World (Bruhanmaharashtra) through the eyes of a 3M – Madhyamvargiya Marathi Manoos (Middleclass Marathi Man). Neither is it a view of the anglicized minority which has lost touch with its roots... nor does it speak for the Marathi masses who may lack the “worldview”. Just a somewhere-in-between viewpoint… but a firm viewpoint indeed!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Shiv Sena attacks Waghmare for defending Kasab
Monday, March 30, 2009
कौसल्येचा राम Kausalyecha Ram
Ram Navmi will be celebrated on 3rd April 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Ticketless Poonam gravitates towards MNS
When she paid a visit to Raj Thackeray to “wish him” on Gudi Padwa, the BJP machinery was caught on the back foot… While MNS has shown the will to field her from any constituency she chooses, BJP is evaluating her to take on Priya Dutt… But “purely on merit”!
3M would like to know the definition of “Merit” in the BJP dictionary…
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Marathi @ Prithvi
3M has observed that over the last few years she has been making a sustained effort to encourage Marathi Nataks at Prithvi… sadly Marathi Manoos is not responding! How come the same nataks draw huge crowds as Dinanath Natyagruha just 2Kms away? Probably Marathi Manoos looks upon Prithvi as an ‘elite venue’ beyond his reach…
Friday, March 27, 2009
Chirayu Parties back in vogue
Shivaji’s descendants swap parties in quest for power
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Muslim + Bhaiyya > Marathi Manoos
3M is sure that this report will give enough fodder for election propaganda on both sides!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
बघ ‘राज साहेबांची’ आठवण येते का?
आज ओफीसातून जरा लवकर निघ
७.१२ च्या लोकल ची मुद्दामहून विंडो सीट पकड.
घरी जायची ओढ असेल,पण तू घाई करू नकोस.
वी.टी ते ठाणे जरा ट्रॅक च्या बाजूची बकाल झोपडपट्टी बघ,
बघ ‘राज साहेबांची’ आठवण येते का?
दरम्यान जरा डब्यातले संवाद ऐक,
सगळे हिंदीतून बोलत असतील.
तुझे मित्र,सगे, आप्त् पण.त्याला आक्षेप घे.
तुझ्या समोर बसलेला उर्मट भैय्या तुझी खिल्ली उडवेल
आणि सारा डब्बा तुझ्यावर फिदी फिदी हसेल.
तेव्हा तुझ्या हाताच्या आवळलेल्या मुठी कडे बघ
बघ ‘राजसाहेबांची’ आठवण येते का?
ठाणे स्टेशन ला उतर,
थोडा १ नंबर वरुन बाहेर येरस्त्याच्या कडेला,
फूटपाथ वर अनेक सी.डी चे स्टॉल दिसतीलसाहजिकच ते भैय्यांचे असतील.
त्यातल्या त्यात जरा व्यवस्थित दिसणार्या भैय्या कडे जा,
हळू आवाजात त्याला विचार ब्लू प्रिंट आहे का?
तो बिनधास्तपणे मोठ्याने बोलेल,“साब अंग्रेजी दु के देसी?
मराठी वाली लाने का भी सोच रहे है”
तुझ्या तोंडात शिवी येईल, पण बाहेर पडणार नाही.
बाहेर पडायची असेल तर…………………….
बघ राज साहेबांची आठवण येते का?
तिथे तुला एक तरुण दिसेल,
फुटपाठवरच्या फेरीवल्याना न्याहाळताना.
त्याच्या जवळ जा, त्याला विचार,”मित्रा काय झाल?”हो!
हो तो मराठीत बोलेल,“काल शर्ट विकत घेतला ब्रॅण्डेड म्हणून पण फटका निघाला.”
फेरीवाल्याला शोधायचा प्रयत्न करू नकोस.
त्याला घरी जायला सांग,
तू पण निघ.
पण निघण्या आधी त्या तुटपुंजया पगार घेणार्या मराठी तरुणाच्याडोळ्यात बघायला विसरू नकोसबघ,
बघ ‘राजसाहेबांची’ आठवण येते का?
सुन्न डोक्याने घरी जा, उशीर झाला म्हणून बायको आधीच चिंतेत असेल.
फ्रेश हो, जेवण कर. टी.वी बघायची ईछा नसेलच.
बायकोला जरा जवळ घे,तिची चौकशी कर.
प्रॉब्लेम्स ती स्वतःच सांगेल.
आता ती तुझ्या केसात हळूवार बोट फिरवेलम्हणेल,
येत्या खर्चाला १००० रुपये जास्त देशील का?
दूध वाला भैय्या, भाजी वाला भैय्या, इस्त्रि वाला भैय्या,वॉचमन भैय्या, लिफ्ट वाला भैय्या,
झालच तर मूलाना शाळेत सोडणारा रिक्षा वाला भैय्यायानी जरा पैसे वाढवलेत.
ती तुझी परिस्तिथि समजेलताबडतोब ती चेहरा फिरवून निघून जाईल.
तिच्या पाठमोरया आकृती कडे बघ,म्हण “हो १००० काय २००० देतो”
पण तिला सांगू नकोस तुझ प्रमोशन आहे ते.
तिच्या त्या भैय्या खर्चा कडे बघ.
बघ ‘राजसाहेबांची’ आठवण येते का?
आज तू खुश असशिल आज तुझ प्रमोशन असेल.
किती वाढणार याची आकडेमोडकाळ झोपेतच झाली असेल.
ठरल्या प्रमाणे सर्व काही होईल,एक एक करता तुझा नंबर येईल.
बॉस तुला लेटर देईल ,ते नीट बघ!
प्रमोशन चे नाही ‘टर्मिनेशन’ चे असेल ते.
त्याला काही विचारू नकोस,उलट तोच सांगेल.
“Mr. पाटील आता आम्हाला Mr. सिंह भेटलाय,तुमच्या पेक्षा जास्त वेळ थांबणारा,
आणि तो ही अर्ध्या पगारात.मराठी येत नाही म्हणून काय झाल? हिंदी ‘न चुका’ करता येत”
काही बोलू नकोस,तुझ्या समोर बॉस चा टेबल असेल.
त्याच्या वर एक पपेरवेट ठेवला असेल.त्याच्या कडे निरखून बघ,
बघ ‘राजसाहेबांची’ आठवण येते का?
No wonder RT's Thane rally got a huge turnout... 27th @ Shivaji Park will be a similar show... but will it translate into votes... The secret lies in tapping the 'UP-Biharisation' fears of the non-Hindi non-Marathi residents of Mumbai... something that has yet not dawned on MNS!
‘Anti-Patya Professional Bihari’ to contest from Mumbai North
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
‘Mutiny’ by Marathi Naiks
3M Trivia – The ‘Marathi Naik’ community participated in the 1857 National Uprising/ Mutiny and were persecuted by the British after the incident… so they had to flee Maharashtra and settle in the hilly tracts of Karnataka and Kerala!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Politcos blow their own Tutatris!
3M feels voters are treated similarly!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Marathi Manoos drives Tata Nano
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Mumbaikar Fritzl
Friday, March 20, 2009
Jibhli – the tongue lashes out!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Dukey Bana = Raj Thackeray
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Thackeray loves Gandhi
After Varun Gandhi’s vitriolic diatribe, BJP tries to maintain a distance but Bal Thackeray finally falls in love with somebody from the Gandhi Parivar!
But much to Thackeray’s chagrin, Varun denies that he made those statements…
Wooing Marathi Manoos outside Maharashtra
Both the National parties are planning to field Marathi Manoos in Vadodara… Congress’s Satyajit Gaekwad has the “correct surname” to build on the legacy of Maharaja Sayaji Gaekwad… while BJP has decided to field Balkrishna Shukla, a RSS nominee with a clean image.
But efforts of the BJP MP and MLA to woo Marathi votes in Karnataka has drawn Karnataka Rakshana Vedike’s ire!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
मी शिवाजीराजे भोसले बोलतोय - Me Shivajiraje Bhosale Boltoy
The plot revolves around Dinkar Maruti Bhosale… a 4M – Middle-aged Middle-class Marathi Manoos… who keeps on grumbling about being sidelined in Mumbai for being Marathi! So he curses his 500 generations for his bad luck – the fact that he was born a Marathi… Shivaji’s sprit hears this and ‘marches’ into Mumbai to tell Marathi Manoos that he himself is responsible for the current state of affairs… ‘You have to command respect… not demand it!’
Sachin Khedekar looks perfect in the role of 4M… but Mahesh Manjrekar looks too tired and puffy to play Shivaji! 3M is amused that the movie is being released on 3rd April... just in time for LS elections… Art or Propaganda? Certainly looks less jingoistic than ‘Mumbai Aamchich’! Also Manjrekar is leaving no stone unturned to promote this movie... Google ads has been effectively used to ensure that the banner pops on all news related to 'Marathi', 'Maharashtra', 'Mumbai', 'Thackeray' etc... probably a first for any Marathi Movie!
TRAILER OF THE MOVIE
Monday, March 16, 2009
योनी स्वगतं – Finally ‘Vagina Monologues’ in Marathi
3M wishes Vandana all the best for her efforts… and may her tribes increase! Wonder how the self appointed guardians of 'Marathi Culture' are going to react to this initiative...
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Lijjat turns 50 today
3M salutes Jaswantiben Popat, the only surviving person from the founding team for the vision and courage to do the impossible!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Migration is good for you!
3M is wondering if this report was scripted by Lalu Yadav or Amar Singh? Why can’t Lucknow, Kanpur and Patna be developed as counter magnets to ‘localise migration’ from rural areas in UP and Bihar? Hasn’t migration from southern states reduced substantially after Hyderabad, Chennai and Bangalore were developed?
BTW 3M totally agrees that Mumbai has archaic land regulation policies… and these have actually pushed the Marathi Manoos out of the city!
Pramod Mahajan wanted to break the BJP-SS alliance
Maratha Legacy to be sold for $20 Mn
Friday, March 13, 2009
King Pawar still gets his privy purse!
But royalty is still officially recognized on the borders of Gujarat and Maharashtra – in a district called “The Dangs”. 5 Dangi kings (with most having the surname Pawar) still 'rule the Dangs' for a day on Holi. The day is marked by an event called Dangs Darbar where all the Dangi nobles & tribals pay their tributes to their kings. Government still pays a privy purse of about Rs. 50000/- to each of these kings!
Muslims are unhappy with Vilasrao
3M is amused to know that Vilasrao plans to contest Lok Sabha elections from Aurangabad… where the percentage of Muslim votes is one of the highest in Maharashtra!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
MNS celebrates ‘Bhojpuri’ Holi
3M Quiz
Bhojpuri Film Personalities were invited for the Holi bash organized by Maharashtra Navnirman Sena in Powai… what was the motive?
- MNS has a change in heart over the ‘migrant issue’
- They wanted to make bhojpuri actors to dance to ‘Jai Maharashtra’ tune
- MNS ‘Anti-Bhaiyya’ campaign is a farce
- All is fair in love, war and politics
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Marathi Film in Britain
3M is amused that this movie is produced by Kotechas, a non-Marathi couple staying in Bolton!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Medha Patkar tells ‘Slumdogs’ to slam politicos
3M would like to know from Medhatai as to who should they vote for? The only major force in Maharashtra that has not 'tasted power' is MNS... but you have slammed them too!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Marathi Gift for Shakespeare Memorial
3M Trivia – Only other Indian author to contribute to this memorial is Rabindranath Tagore.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
‘Bin bhintiche ghar’ – a reality show with a twist
Friday, March 6, 2009
Architects not keen on Shivaji Memorial
Last year, they invited proposal from leading architects around the world for this memorial, with a few lac rupees as the first, second and third prize. The government was expecting 50 to 60 entries. Surprisingly, only three architects have come forward to participate in this ‘contest’… now all are assured of a prize even if they submit shoddy designs!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Mahindra stuck in Marathi Patya controversy
BSP woos Marathi Brahmins
3M remembers that not to long ago Mayawati’s slogan was -
Marathi Manoos brings ‘fresh style’ to Bharatanatyam
Mandavli Zhali?
3M thinks that all this looks too goody-goody to digest… is Pawar “Running with the Rabbits… and Hunting with the Hounds”? Girish Kuber too is of the same viewpoint!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Maharashtra grappling with Ghashiram Kotwals
- Marathas constitute 33% and not 50% of the Maharashtra population
- They do dominate politics and police forces but are weakly represented in judiciary and bureaucracy
- He refers OBCs as a single community… when 50 odd castes have the OBC tag
Also 3M cannot believe that Vinayak Mete can organize such a large rally @ Shivaji Park without logistic and monetary support from NCP… This seems to be part of Pawar’s grand design to weaken the Congress!
BTW Chandavarkar has failed to mention the 3rd Kotwal… MNS
Bada Bhai… Chhota Bhai…
Some interesting lines from his speech – “We were a part of Maharashtra (Read: We Gujaratis)… You are the elder brother… We are the younger brother… when we parted way, you had everything … We left the house without anything (Read: Mumbai)… and look where we are today… you have lagged behind because you decided to join hands with Congress!”
3M is amused that half a century after creation of Maharashtra, the Gujarati psyche is still troubled with the ‘Loss of Bombay’… Modisaheb, if you aspire to be the PM someday “We vs You” speeches are not going to help!
Is Sonia giving in to Pawar’s arm-twisting?
Just when the local Congressmen were making noise about not giving into the blackmail, Rahulbaba makes an unscheduled visit to Pune to meet Pawar… Sonia seems to have realized that if NCP and SS were to join hand, Congress will be flushed out in the coming elections.
But Congresswallas would like the Janta to believe that Baba made a small detour to Pune before eating ‘Lagan nu Bhonu’ in Mumbai.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Marathi gobbling up smaller languages
Harishchandrachi Factory
3M Trivia – The first motion picture made in India was ‘Raja Harishchandra’ by Dadasaheb Phalke in 1913. Mokashi’s movie derives its name from this pioneering feat.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Maharashtra LS Elections in 3 Phases
16th April – Vidarbha & Eastern Marathwada
23rd April – Western Marthwada and Western Maharashtra
30th April – Mumbai and Konkan
And the results will be out on 16th May.
3M wonders which IPL will entertain India? Indian Premier league or Indian Political Leaders… wait and watch!
Arun Gawli to ride the elephant?
3M wonders whether the fact that 'Daddy' is still in jail was one of the criteria for Mayawati selecting him.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
T for Tendlya… T for Tussauds
3M Trivia – Is Tendlya the first Marathi Manoos to be honoured at MT? Yes & No… Don’t forget Salman is ‘half Marathi’!
MAHAPOL POWERLIST Mar 09 Edition
The complete list of 25 most powerful politicians is as follows -
1. Sharad Pawar (68) NCP +1
2. Bal Thackeray (82) SS -1
3. Ashok Chavan (50) INC 0
4. Gopinath Munde (59) BJP 0
5. Chhagan Bhujbal (60) NCP 0
6. Uddhav Thackeray (48) SS +1
7. Raj Thackeray (39) MNS -1
8. Vilasrao Deshmukh (63) INC 0
9. Ajitdada Pawar (49) NCP 0
10. Nitin Gadkari (60) BJP +2
11. R R Patil (52) NCP 0
12. Narayan Rane (56) INC -2
13. Praful Patel (53) NCP 0
14. Ramdas Athavale (55) RPI 0
15. Prakash Ambedkar (51) RPI 0
16. Vinay Kore (37) JSP 0
17. Murli Deora (71) INC 0
18. Gurudas Kamat (51) INC 0
19. Sushilkumar Shinde (66) INC 0
20. Balasaheb Vikhe-Patil (76) INC +2
21. Manohar Joshi (71) SS -1
22. Vijaysingh Mohite Patil (64) NCP -1
23. Vinod Tawde (45) BJP 0
24. Jayant Patil (46) NCP 0
25. N D Patil (78) PWP 0
Party Code
Movement on the MahaPol ladder –
0 : Zero indicates that there has been no change in the ranking over the previous month.
+X : Plus indicates improvement in ranking over last month and ‘x’ indicates how many ranks he/ she has moved upwards.
-X : Minus indicates degradation in ranking over last month and ‘x’ indicates how many ranks he/ she has moved downwards.
To understand the methodology used for the ranking click here.
Analysis
- In the last Lok Sabha Elections (2004), the Samajwadi Party (SP) ranked fifth in terms of votes polled while the NCP was at the 12th rank. As SP has now declared its support to Sharad Pawar as a candidate for the Prime Minister’s post, he has regained his premier position on the MahaPol ladder. Obviously, Balasaheb Thackeray is back at Rank 2.
- Uddhav Thackeray is proving to be a good crowd puller while Raj Thackeray has still not been able to organise his parties machinery to a required minimum level. So you see the cousins exchanging their ranks!
- Congress High command has entrusted the responsibility of Lok Sabha Elections in the state in Vilasrao Deshmukh’s hands… but even after his best efforts, he has not been able to induct his brother in the Maharashtra cabinet on both occasions – first when the new cabinet was declared and second when it was expanded. These two events with opposite polarities have ensured that his rank has not changed over the previous month.
- After his suspension was revoked, Narayan Rane was inducted in the cabinet… so his ranking should improve? On the contrary, he has been pushed out of the MahaPol Top 10 Hall of Fame because in the last one month he has totally lost his image as a prospective Chief Minister.
- Nitin Gadkari has not only effectively asserted his position in BJP but has also given a taste of his tremendous nuisance value to the ruling party. This has propelled him by two ranks and given him entry in the MahaPol Top 10 Hall of Fame.
- Radhakrishna Vikhe-Patil has been inducted in the cabinet by putting aside the claim of former MPCC President Govindrao Adhik. This has ensured that former’s father Balasaheb Vikhe-Patil’s rank has been pushed up by two steps while Manohar Joshi and Vijaysingh Mohite-Patil had to ‘accommodate’ him by climbing down one step each.