Two emails doing the rounds... The original one and the rejoinder.... enjoy
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ORIGINAL
Yes, we all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...
1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in delhi
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Mumbai. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
10. Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world
12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharasthra, then they will become true Marathis.
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REJOINDER
Support Laloo and Mulayam
Yes, we all should take their initiative ahead by doing more.
1. We should teach our kids that even if he is first in class then it won't matter since the jobs would be advertised only in UP and Bihar.
2. Parliament should only have people from UP and Bihar since they are first class citizens of India, while Tamils, Kannadigas, Marathis, Assamese etc are second class citizens of India and it is okay to ignore them.
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from UP and Bihar,
4. Only Hindi movies should represent India, all other movies are alien to us.
5. Every person from UP and Bihar has the right to settle on your open and public spaces and build slums, and you have absolutely no right to question theam and if you do so then you are an anti national.
6. All central jobs must be given ONLY to those from UP and Bihar
7. Rest of India MUST pay the majority of the taxes but, the majority of the funds must go only towards UP and Bihar.
8. Let's not allow any MNCs to setup in UP and Bihar, why do we need them when we can go to Mumbai, Chennai, Bengaluru to work.
9. Let's stop using cell phones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas which are non Hindi. James Bond should speak Hindi.
10. We should be ready to pay for the corruption in UP and Bihar and these states must not be held accountable for any spending.
11. We should not allow any industry to be setup in UP and Bihar due to corruption and crime but when they are set up in other states then we must be the first ones to reach their.
12. Every major city in India must be connected to Patna, forget about the other stations but this is the most important station in the country
13. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die migrating to other states but we will never develop our own states.
14. Family planning - What is that ? It isn't meant for UP and Bihar, it is only meant for rest of India.
Jai UP and Bihar (Because India = UP and Bihar)
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